Wednesday, March 19, 2008
let's get serious for a minute...
this amazing speech is nothing short of historical. when is the last time a politician has spoken so frankly about race? i'll tell you when: abraham lincoln 150 years ago. and to do it so honestly and beautifully...
earlier this evening, i made a statement that barack obama, while not my most perfect and ideal candidate, is the best major party candidate in my lifetime. this speech makes me think twice about that statement. although his formal stance on some issues aren't as liberal as my own views, i believe his heart is there. i think he understands all of the issues that concern me [health care, civil rights, education, etc] and earnestly want to resolve those issues. perhaps he has to temper his approach, but i'd rather a candidate who can speak to the whole of the country and win mass support for incremental change than someone so radical that they polarize and scare off the public, thereby accomplishing nothing. right now, in this moment in american history, i believe barack obama is my ideal candidate. if he is not elected president, this country will have suffered a terribly missed opportunity.
Monday, March 3, 2008
Hillary Clinton: Dream Warrior
Everyone else is talking about it, so here it is:
Hillary Clinton is the only person who can prevent the TRAGIC DEATHS OF SLEEPING CHILDREN!!! Just look at the many things she's accomplished in her long 35-years-of-experience record:
-defeated Freddy Kreuger by stabbing him with his own glove and blowing him up with a pipe bomb
-destroyed murderous doll Chucky by decapitating him with an ax
-exorcised Reagan MacNeil
-sent Jason Voorhees to hell by stabbing him in the heart with a dagger
-subdued Michael Myers via electrocution
Hillary Clinton has also been very outspoken about her anti-Boogeyman, pro-nightlight views.
Hillary Clinton is the only person who can prevent the TRAGIC DEATHS OF SLEEPING CHILDREN!!! Just look at the many things she's accomplished in her long 35-years-of-experience record:
-defeated Freddy Kreuger by stabbing him with his own glove and blowing him up with a pipe bomb
-destroyed murderous doll Chucky by decapitating him with an ax
-exorcised Reagan MacNeil
-sent Jason Voorhees to hell by stabbing him in the heart with a dagger
-subdued Michael Myers via electrocution
Hillary Clinton has also been very outspoken about her anti-Boogeyman, pro-nightlight views.
Monday, February 18, 2008
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Evidence That Ron Paul Is A Pirate
Ron Paul:
"So called free trade deals and world governmental organizations like the International Criminal Court (ICC), NAFTA, GATT, WTO, and CAFTA are a threat to our independence as a nation."
Pirates:
"The classical age of piracy coexisted with a rise in British imperialism which required merchant vessels to transport goods and warships to protect the trade ships from pirates and privateers."
Conclusion: Both attack international trade
Ron Paul:
"In the past, I introduced legislation to repeal the so-called “assault weapons” ban before its 2004 sunset, and I will oppose any attempts to reinstate it."
Pirates:
"Modern pirates also use a great deal of technology. It has been reported that crimes of piracy have involved the use of mobile phones, modern speedboats, assault rifles, shotguns, pistols, mounted machine guns, and even RPGs & grenade launchers.
Conclusion: Both love assault weapons
Ron Paul:
"The Food and Drug Administration (FDA)... has been assuming greater control over nutrients, vitamins and natural health care providers to restrict your right to choose the manner in which you manage your health and nutritional needs... I oppose legislation that increases the FDA‘s legal powers."
Pirates:
"Living conditions on the warships were horrible even by 17th-century standards; sailors were often fed rotten, maggot-infested food, frequently suffered from scurvy or other nutritional disorders, and could be counted lucky to escape their service without a crippling injury."
Conclusion: Both lack nutritional standards
Ron Paul:
"The criminals who terrorize our cities -- in riots and on every non-riot day -- are not exclusively young black males, but they largely are. As children, they are trained to hate whites, to believe that white oppression is responsible for all black ills, to 'fight the power,' to steal and loot as much money from the white enemy as possible... Is any white child taught to hate in this way? I've never heard of it."
Pirates:
"Much of the stereotypical demeanor of 17-18th century seafarers may be in part due to brain damage often due to the vast amounts of alcohol consumed."
Conclusion: Both are out of their fucking minds
"So called free trade deals and world governmental organizations like the International Criminal Court (ICC), NAFTA, GATT, WTO, and CAFTA are a threat to our independence as a nation."
Pirates:
"The classical age of piracy coexisted with a rise in British imperialism which required merchant vessels to transport goods and warships to protect the trade ships from pirates and privateers."
Conclusion: Both attack international trade
Ron Paul:
"In the past, I introduced legislation to repeal the so-called “assault weapons” ban before its 2004 sunset, and I will oppose any attempts to reinstate it."
Pirates:
"Modern pirates also use a great deal of technology. It has been reported that crimes of piracy have involved the use of mobile phones, modern speedboats, assault rifles, shotguns, pistols, mounted machine guns, and even RPGs & grenade launchers.
Conclusion: Both love assault weapons
Ron Paul:
"The Food and Drug Administration (FDA)... has been assuming greater control over nutrients, vitamins and natural health care providers to restrict your right to choose the manner in which you manage your health and nutritional needs... I oppose legislation that increases the FDA‘s legal powers."
Pirates:
"Living conditions on the warships were horrible even by 17th-century standards; sailors were often fed rotten, maggot-infested food, frequently suffered from scurvy or other nutritional disorders, and could be counted lucky to escape their service without a crippling injury."
Conclusion: Both lack nutritional standards
Ron Paul:
"The criminals who terrorize our cities -- in riots and on every non-riot day -- are not exclusively young black males, but they largely are. As children, they are trained to hate whites, to believe that white oppression is responsible for all black ills, to 'fight the power,' to steal and loot as much money from the white enemy as possible... Is any white child taught to hate in this way? I've never heard of it."
Pirates:
"Much of the stereotypical demeanor of 17-18th century seafarers may be in part due to brain damage often due to the vast amounts of alcohol consumed."
Conclusion: Both are out of their fucking minds
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